Adhan: literally call to prayer. Muster's departure during the month of Ramadhan, the 'iftar' (breaking fast) and "imsék" (constipation) for people of reproductive age. According to Time magazine, he is the second favorite moment of the Arabs after the Fawazir of Charihane.
Brik: dish used to fuck up a year of dieting. Real mystery science, a "brik" can go from 107 to 3,400,000 kcal kcal after frying. Brik lipid chains (β-8-moqli), with a high satiating power, drew the attention of the U.S. military and NASA to develop a substitute for freeze-dried dishes for GIs and astronauts. A test was conducted on 1 February 2003 by the astronauts of STS-107, but the shuttle Columbia exploded upon entry into the atmosphere. The report concluded that human error caused by dyslipidemia. It remains to date the only accident involving the brig.
Chorba: Soup tomato and pasta with different calibers (frik, Ziwen, lsène Asfour, Charchour, grifey). During Ramadan, Chorba is served daily and traditionally offered to the poor if it is missed (badly burned or seasoned). First dish to be eaten at the end of fasting, its primary use is to announce to stomach the bad news of what will follow and accompany the pain of digestion (for liquids-rich), its use has was derived by surgeons and law enforcement to sweeten the news of the death of loved ones: Your brother is dead, you want a chorba? No real value and have no meaning, this usage is obsolete.
Droo: Dessert based sorghum seeds. S'hour preferred minimum wage earners and other left-nots. This is also the only one they can afford. We understand better its position as the third most consumed cereal in the world after rice and wheat.
Mineral water: Water tap to pick up bottles of 0.5 to 2 liters. Recommended for experienced remineralize body by fasting, it's really a catch idiot put in place for visionaries who drive Porsche Cayenne now have for years sold bottles of 1, 5 liters of this brew at a price of 1000L of plain water. Side price remains the best brand SONEDE millimes with ~ 240 per cubic meter and packaging concept for their lean.
Fayrouz : divisive topic par excellence of Ramadan 1431. Nextgen beer "Ramadan certified" or flavored malt beverage soft fruit is originally a beer that has missed its vocation as the drunk companion. Having high bubble when poured into a glass, it is directly consume canned or bottled water to avoid any altercation at the table without the presence of al-Qaeda.
Gazouz: based drink carbonated tap water, sugar and other crap in all genres developed to accompany the inevitable growth of the belly of the man and his partner's hips during the month of Ramadan.
Hichem Rostom: Mamouth local film holds the record for the Tunisian who once participated in more nude scenes filmed. Repented since August 2009, he redeems himself somehow contained in the casting of soaps ramadhanesques (dressed this Once ... a ridiculous mustache) to expect a walk of fame star in the very top.
Inaân dine: Prefix offensive in which the speaker clearly means a threatening attitude. Maybe, depending on the mood, next to several roots: ommék, bouk, Waldik, etc. khrak. Purpose harmless the rest of the year, the use of this reply should be - during the holy month - followed immediately by a "astaghfirollah" to avoid the effect on pain of breaking the fast due to negligence. It should be noted that the use of roots related to the creator are sunk and can serve as a good excuse to spend the day with baguette & wand.
Fasting: Lack of any opportunity to eat, a drink or smoking a cigarette due to voluntary closure of areas of public eating. This is by extension of forbearance to watch the tape part of the beautiful girls. Generally practiced day during the month of Ramadan (except for girls who have an exemption from 4 to 8 days depending on the abundance of their rules) it stops the evening call to prayer bedtime.
Kaskroute: Food Preparation based on a piece of bread filled with a choice of foodstuffs. There are various recipes that are available year round as opposed to ephemeral versions of Ramadan: The Night & Day (egg-merge, consumed in the evening to assist co-workers the next day of soft flatulence) and " B & B "(This is the classic baguette sandwiches that are just more delicious than the rest of the year)
Liles ennoss: First checkpoint official countdown of the holy month. Identified by a couscous dinner. It goes n'ys'y nothing special except for the digestion of couscous named above. Two other checkpoints are sanctified Liles Saba or echrine that beyond his holy character serves as an excuse to piss of grooms and Eid el Liles gives the GB for the first celebration after a month of alcohol abstinence.
Masref al Zaytouna : First Tunisian financial institution selling peace of mind at variable rates. Mark rich capitalists who have marinated interest (remuneration offered in return for a loan of money) in a sauce of Islamic precepts.
Njoum Ellil : Packing television commercials a break of 2O minutes. Paper issued by Hannibal TV to accompany the advertising slot less painfully longest in the history of the Tunisian media.
Oudhnine al Qadhi: Eastern Pastries in a fetus constructed from all the stuff I do not like.
Advertising : Contraction of Latin terms pubes (pubic) and Lucia (light). Interlude has to go get some fresh air for the lower abdomen, a practice that has spawned the term "pee break". This is by extension a TV niche allowing creative best paid of the sphere of local marketing creations distilling nicknames stitched on discretely culturepub.fr justify their astronomical estimate. Essentially targeting a younger audience (2-12 years) because the products at very low added value they preach, it was recently demonstrated that the spots featuring pins woman could attract the attention of the adult man and the lesbian.
Qtayef: torn portion of the roadway at night on roads newly paved and NAPE syrup to soften. A resurgence potholes during the month of Ramadhan, the maintainers of roads and bridges have been falsely accused of laziness ramdhanesque until the discovery of the process of making the pastry industry. Highly sought after places for a category of mentally limited people who will never know the taste of Dom Perignon 1921.
Rest: state of mind as defined by the absence of any involuntary transient activity observed in the fasting during the day. Compounded by a lack of boss or the sight of a lawn, there is no known antidote to its form Tunisia. Women: Gossip.
Sami el Fehri : Tunisian mythological characters that supplies 80% of rumors TV (the remaining 20% to Mehdi Nasra, a famous unknown). Deriving from the union of Hades, god of the underworld and chènedeu, goddess of the small screen. He is the half-brother of Helios and cacti that has secretly bred a day when his mother was taking a nap on the shores of Styx to create Cactus, the official supplier of poo ramadhanesque format 15/30 episodes. He wears striped pullovers.
Tunis 7: incinerator or industrial waste are reduced Solid ash at a temperature of 900 ° C. The ashes are poured into a steel drum of 200 liters, which is compacted under a press of 2000 tons for 11 months. The resulting product is a cake radioactive extremely harmful to eyes and very popular with people who are married under the colonial era. An HD version (High debility) is under study by a consortium of psychiatric facilities to be developed for better resistance to chemotherapy.
UHT: for "uperized high temperature, is a preservation process that involves instantly bring the milk to a very high temperature (140 to 150 ° C) for 2-5 seconds and then cooling it just as quickly. With increasing consumption of milk, yogurt and cheese during the holy month, it becomes the source of consumer No. 1 Electric Power Industry of dairy products, and alone justifies the annual increase of 0, 7% of the price per kWh by STEG.
Outlet: Also called B'sh nakhra "or" wick naâmel poo "is the practice of shirk its feces. Regulated by a healthy diet, it is found mainly destabilized during the month of Ramadan due to inadvertent gavage voluntary.
A cliché (portrayed by local advertisers) is that the only remedy that can cure the drain blockage or constipation or a bacterium meets the sweet name Bifidus. According to a study by the National Traffic Police, the sudden fright caused by a traffic accident would work over 100 times faster and more reliable than the bacteria.
URL: Ultimate loophole fasting geek looking for a way to kill time. Unlimited virtual space contrary to the belief some mindless who mistakenly believe that it is limited to the site facebook.com
Xenophobia: systematic or irrational hostility towards one or more persons. Having several forms such as the Transport communum (hate smelly passengers of public transport) or Banlieunordis (after the GP9 direction La Marsa).
The most devastating being the Berjlacus manifested by the appearance of écymoses on the lower back, a dry cough and a cap 3Km leaving the shores of Lake 21h-2am and this, 30 consecutive days. The only remedy that exists at present, remain lobotomy.
Yum Kippur: Also called "Ramadan fast." Holy day of Judaism or there is a consecutive 24-hour fast to demonstrate to Muslims that they are more balèze them. Over the term Muslims prevail handily with an average of 336 hours of fasting in the month of Ramadhan. No Jew has ever tried to break that record. It is reported that some Tunisians having a crappy job and zero coverage were chained 68 months or 1632 hours of fasting but the record has never been validated.
zlabia: only known living organisms on earth with the index reaches 99, the Brix scale (100 being the sucrose). After a lengthy manufacturing process which is to fry a piece of sugar in oil heated to 160 ° C.
Invented by the Tunisian to empty his pockets of surplus money, languish for a week in a dish in the living room before ending in the trash, the only value of this product will be on a blood (lines glucose, cholesterol, transaminases and CPK).
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